One day, I’d like to get a motorcycle with a sidecar. And I’d like that side car to be a Ferrari.
I used think my Ultimate Cheeseburger™ couldn’t be topped. Then I put bacon on it.
Is there a term for flossing like crazy before a dentist appt? Floss Binge? Floss Frenzy? Fear Flossing? Let’s hear your ideas, people.
This is how we decorate the tree at the Box household. http://t.co/Qmok975n
Best Elf Name? A) Sparkle B) Bernard C) Teddy D) Leon
to be creeped out by the Rat King in productions of the Nutcracker everywhere.
Looks like no Mayan . Now I just gotta figure out what to do with that bunker I built in the backyard.
Today is the winter solstice and you know what means: winter is coming. That one was for you, fans.
RT http://t.co/j7Lp92kY I love all my fans equally, but I love you a little bit more right now.
Me: My entire menu is served all day. You: No way?! Me: Yes way.
is the most delicious four-letter word.
I think whoever said you learn something new everyday is awfully optimistic. I’d say every few months is a lot more realistic.
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The holidays are here, so if anyone needs gift ideas, I’d really love a new tie. As long as that tie is being worn by a Bengal tiger.
The breadmaker that’s been passed around at the Box family gift exchange three years in a row is the gift that keeps on re-giving.
Ever gotten a gift that’s so bad it’s funny? What was it? Don’t worry, your Mom doesn’t look at my Twitter page.
If you release a movie called Life of Pi, you can’t blame people for being upset that there isn’t a scene with a slice of pumpkin in there.
What did we do at work before the Internet? Oh yeah, we worked.
My Bonus Jack™ Combo. http://t.co/OmXfHIuV
My Bonus Jack™ Combo is back! It’s the only burger with my secret sauce, but don’t try to guess the secret, just eat it before it’s gone.