If is Moustache November, what could some other facial hair growing months be? ? ? Let’s hear ‘em, folks.
My delicious Egg Nog Real Ice Cream Shake, don’t nog it till you try it.
Who’s gonna win the Finals this year? My guess is the team with the super tall, extremely athletic people.
. It's what's for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. http://t.co/w2fc472x
"Shooting fish in a barrel" refers to something easy but really, how easy is it to come up with a gun & barrel of fish on short notice?
Oooh I thought of another one. “Jack, Jack I’m frying.”
OK Internet posse, gimme your best food movie quote mash-up. Mine is “I’m gonna make him a burger he can’t refuse.”
Was I wearing Elton John glasses in the 70's or was Elton John wearing Jack Box glasses? http://t.co/OtwPXV2u
Everything has gotten more expensive in the last 15 years except for gumballs. Forever 25 cents.
Alright, let’s settle this once and for all, folks: Red Vines® or Twizzlers®?
You know what excites me the most about the idea of opening up a Jack in the Box on the moon? Astronaut Real Ice Cream Shakes.
I’m open late for people who live their lives night-to-night instead of day-to-day. ™
My Bonus Jack™ Combo is back for a limited time and it’s the only burger with my secret sauce. Unlock it with your mouth. ™
I wonder if every time ® gets a new judge, Judge Judy feels slighted.
To cheese or not to cheese? That is the question. At least when you’re ordering my ®, that is. http://t.co/X1e2fnh1
To cheese or not to cheese? That is the question. At least when you’re ordering my ®, that is. http://t.co/PTJEx1zq
I’m going to start using the phrase “face over feet” instead of “head over heels.” Who’s with me?
Just watched 8 straight hours of . Do I have regrets? No, I do not.
PSA: Never shop on an empty stomach.
Turkey, mashed potatoes, stuffing and gravy all in one bite. That's what I'm talking about.