$9.99 for $39.99 Value—Scrub Away Smells and Stains with a Forever Bar of Stainless Steel Soap

Desperately Seeking Stainless:

SWM in my mid 40s seeking clean hands and a warm heart. I need someone stable. Someone whose love for me won't wane or rust over time. I need purity, clarity, and above all, I need someone who will cleanse me soul-deep.

I’ve been burned before by promises of a fresh start coupled with the lure of sweet chemical scents and glycerin-soaked sheets. I’ve smelled the possibilities of roses, jasmine, patchouli, white diamonds, leather. Tried bombarding my senses with antibacterial solvents, rope-strung lava, and harsh sand scrubs … but the underlying, reeking corruption never went away. Eventually the stink would outweigh the sweet, leaving me on the hunt for a new fix.

No more. I require someone compact and durable who doesn’t mind me rubbing my hands all over them at least daily (and sometimes, if I’m not tired, twice daily). I’m a messy guy who loves to cook, camp, and get thoroughly dirty. As they say “opposites attract,” so think of me as your positively-charged ion if you’ll be my negatively-charged princess.

Deal Details

Innovative stainless steel soap removes pungent odors and lasts forever
The negatively-charged stainless steel combines with positive charge of cool water to neutralize germs
Leaves behind no soap scum and adds no hazardous ingredients to your water
Comes with a custom-sized soap dish
Measures 4.5" x 2.75" x 1.5" and weighs 1 pound

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$19 for $49.99—Suck up any spill with the Dirt Magic Wet/Dry Auto Vacuum

It happens almost everyday like clockwork. You're rushing into the office in the morning, but you're feeling a little groggy from staying up 'til 4am playing Super Metroid. So you pause at the Quickie Mart for a small 64oz mug of coffee and a roll of powdered sugar doughnuts to dust away the cobwebs in your brain. Then, as you're taking a sip, you forget all about the gnarly pothole on 2nd Street. WHABAM! Your beverage goes flying out of your hands. Reflexively, you twist your body to catch the cup, which launches the doughnuts that have been resting on your lap skyward, causing a fine dust of sugar to fall like fresh snow all over your lap and upholstery.

We've all been there, but how do you take care of the mess? You could buy a new car, but that's a hassle. You could move and leave your troubles behind, but the past has a way of catching up with all of us sooner or later. Your best bet is to just clean it up with the Dirt Magic Wet/Dry Auto Vacuum. It sucks wet things. It sucks dry things. And it plugs into your 12V outlet, so you can get clean anytime.

Deal Details

• The portable Dirt Magic Wet/Dry Auto Vacuum is perfect for cars, RVs, boats, Zambonis, backhoes, getaway Jeeps, and satellites
• Slurps up both liquid messes and dry gunk
• Equipped with an 8' cord that plugs into your car's 12V outlet
• Measures 11.25" x 4-5/8" x 3-1/8"
• Washable filter lets you clean your cleaner

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$15 for $49.99 Value—See exactly what you're typing with the glow-in-the-dark jumbo print keyboard

—We’ve gotten into some jams before, Lindy, but this bind takes the cake. How are we gonna break out of these Turkish catacombs now that the KGB have sealed off the entrance?

—Well, Brady. I don't think our archeology doctorates are going to do us much good against this pile of rubble. First thing's first, we need to shed some light on the situation. Reach into my knapsack and grab my Jumbo Print Keyboard.

—I hardly think this is the time to update your Facebook status, Lindy.

—Just trust me, Brady. The keys glow in the dark. We should be able to use it to find a trap door or secret passageway or something.

—Got it, Lindy. Let me just pull it out … oh dear. Lindy, don't be mad, but I dropped it in a puddle.

—Stop groveling, Brady. It's spill resistant.

—Ah…so it is. Excellent. Okay, now what?

—The Ottomans are pretty predictable, so there should be a switch or lever somewhere inside one of these graves.

—Like this, Lindy?

—Great eye, Brady. Now, let me see…the markings are in Aramaic. If memory serves me, I believe it says "USB 2.0."

—Is that some reference to the 14th century despot Ushpizen Salazar Bartokomous The Second?

—No, Brady. It stands for Universal Serial Bus. Now give me that Jumbo Print Keyboard. I have an idea. I'll just plug in … yes. It seems to be working.

—What … no drivers to install?

—Oh please, Brady. We're not in the '90s anymore. This bad boy pairs with any USB-equipped Mac or PC with no software to install. Now … I just have to type in the secret code. But if I miss-type, the catacombs will probably be flooded with snakes. And I hate snakes.

—Can you see what you're doing?

—Of course, Brady. The text on the keys is 4x larger than usual, so visibility isn't an issue. I just have to be very precise with my typing … here we go. Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Return.

—… Did it work, Lindy?

—Shh … look! That sarcophagus just opened up. There's a stairwell down here. We're free, Brady! Now, let's get out of here. My fist has an appointment with some KGB faces, and it doesn't want to be late.